no one is as funny as me its so depressing should i just kill myself??
I think this is the poem I’ll do for English but still not sure. Either this or one of Keats’ but this one actually made me laugh when I read it.
Ladies, for argument’s sake, let us say
that I’ve seen my fair share of ding-a-ling, member and jock,
of todger and nudger and percy and cock, of tackle,
of three-for-a-bob, of willy and winky; in fact,
you could say, I’m as au fait with Hunt-the-Salami
as Ms. M. Lewinsky - equally sick up to here
with the beef bayonet, the pork sword, the saveloy,
love-muscle, night-crawler, dong, the dick, prick,
dipstick and wick, the rammer, the slammer, the rupert,
the shlong. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve no axe to grind
with the snake in the trousers, the wife’s best friend,
the weapon, the python - I suppose what I mean is,
ladies, dear ladies, the average penis - not pretty…
the squint of its envious solitary eye…one’s feeling of
EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS
OH MY GOD
i am literally crying
THIS WAS SO CUTE OMG.
This was so dumb OMG