idgi

no one is as funny as me its so depressing should i just kill myself??

dont make me use my blue eyes white dragon

Tune-Yards - Gangsta
70 plays

if you dont like this song you dont like me

if i had to meet anyone from tumblr that would be so fucking scary like excuse me

Knows Mandarin Chinese, German, Shanghainese, English
Frau Freud- Duffy

I think this is the poem I’ll do for English but still not sure. Either this or one of Keats’ but this one actually made me laugh when I read it.

Ladies, for argument’s sake, let us say
that I’ve seen my fair share of ding-a-ling, member and jock,
of todger and nudger and percy and cock, of tackle,
of three-for-a-bob, of willy and winky; in fact,
you could say, I’m as au fait with Hunt-the-Salami
as Ms. M. Lewinsky - equally sick up to here
with the beef bayonet, the pork sword, the saveloy,
love-muscle, night-crawler, dong, the dick, prick,
dipstick and wick, the rammer, the slammer, the rupert,
the shlong. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve no axe to grind
with the snake in the trousers, the wife’s best friend,
the weapon, the python - I suppose what I mean is,
ladies, dear ladies, the average penis - not pretty…
the squint of its envious solitary eye…one’s feeling of
pity…

if you still play runescape and youre not 12 years old then sorry you need to be put away

jmonsterbby:

EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS 

OH MY GOD

i am literally crying

should i start blogging from lectures and uni or would that be lame and dumb

no one should ever like cucumber sandwiches unless you’re like 80 years old

stupid cancer
apparently everyone
oyemiamor:

THIS WAS SO CUTE OMG.

This was so dumb OMG

oyemiamor:

THIS WAS SO CUTE OMG.

This was so dumb OMG

UGH

UGH

Oh my god this girl in my English class tried to convince me that Wordsworth was like a fake name he made up because his WORDS are WORTH it